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Now, I normally hate chain e-mails, but every few years or so a decent one comes into my inbox, and I find it mentally stimulating. This is one such case, it kinda sent chills down my spine. This essay was allegedly written by 17 year-old Brian Moore for a high school paper asking him to describe heaven. It was also allegedly written 2 months before he died.Anyhow, here it is for your viewing

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I woke up this morning, and quite possibly for the first time on the correct side of the bed after so many years. I've been sitting on the idea of writing some sort of blog or post or something along those lines for a while, but I've never thought what I had to say good enough, or at least good enough for people to read. I'm writing now because because I feel this is good enough for me. Some

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What is your Sexual Obituary?At the height of pleasure, TK died while in the sack with their lover, Lindsay Lohan.TK will be terribly missed by The women's olympic hammer throw team.'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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Your idea of Chicken Pot Pie has nothing to do with a pie and you can't figure out why people might think it would.Your driving lessons involved learning to avoid horse droppings.You know at least 5 euphemisms for animal manure and at least 4 of them involve food.You know how to cook, but not without butter.You've ever missed school for the first day of deer season... but didn't get in

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An owl hooted, perched on a small tree in the forests of Moonglade. It's perch was quite short, actually, that it shouldn't be called a tree by the standards of any Kalimdor tree. It had no leaves in its canopy, or head, and there were two oddly bent branches that reached upwards and away from the tree in the same direction. The owl hooted again. The tree swayed slighty, as if blown by a breeze.

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Why am I depressed?Why am I masochistic?Why am I suicidal?All these thoughts, and they hurt so much. I just want the pain to end. I want it all to go away. I want to stop being emo when I'm alone, when nobody's around, but it's all the time. I'm so lonely. I'm so very very lonely. Why don't people want to answer, or when they do, why won't they talk? Why won't they call me? Why do they ignore me

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So... after realizing that I'm a fucking contradiction, I'm going to take a real long time to think about things.

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1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl,

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Alright, so I'm here in Vegas, day two of fun and excitement. This place is different, everything's open, cars everywhere, and people galore. There are also more breast implants than you can shake a stick at, and we all know I've tried.Look, to keep it simple, I'd love to tell you what I've been doing in Vegas, but you know the saying...I'm kidding, I'll update once I get back.

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Twas the night before black belt, A fantastic'ly big test,Not a creature was stirring, I had put them to rest.The belts were hung, on my bedpost with care,I was running my fingers, through my black dyed hair.The ground would be wet, and mud all around,But I'd have to perform, without making a sound.So I gathered my equipment, and threw it with my stuff,The day tomorrow, was going to be rough.I

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Bouncy...Boobs do not bounce like that. What are they thinking? If it wasn't for Ninja Gaiden, I'd boycott Team Ninja forever.Seriously, everyone knows I love the female body: Eyes, Smile, Boobs, Butt, Legs, Stomach, Back. I love women. But god damn I don't love those women. I couldn't even watch the whole damn trailer. Team Ninja really needs to take that game back to development and change the

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You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean Communists.You have to believe that there was no art before federal

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The best cup is an empty one, so that it may be filled again. Be like an empty cup.-BL

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